An open letter to Macklemore
It has come to my attention that your webstore address, which is currently ‘macklemoremerch.com’, is not ‘macklestore.com’. Frankly I am very pissed off. How could you let such an opportunity pass you? How did you not think of this? What gives you the right to not have this domain? I am shocked and appalled. I demand answers. You, as the World Master of Wordplay, have left an innocent citizen punless. Trust me pal, if you change your webstore to macklestore.com, your sales will macklesoar.